people who slip into proper grammar when they’re upset are terrifying
does coldplay still exist
yeah people coldplay as batman, loki, all sorts :)
I’m going to knock this mother fuckers teeth out
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
I CANT BREATHE
WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!
"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"
That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.
favourite person in the world.